Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

PUNS!

This is just a bunch of random stuff. Quotes maybe? Random thoughts? Random things that have happened in my life? Yeah. That sounds good.

Hi. Okay, here's the deal. I started this when I wasn't that good at writing, so the first few stories are pretty crap (but people seem to like them so I don't complain too much). I can assure you, they do get better. Also, I know this says it's fluff, but sometimes it isn't and I'm in to deep to change the title to just 'Solangelo oneshots' so yeah. I do not own any of the characters Edit: I'm no longer writing for these stories because I no longer have the same passion or love for this ship as I used to. I'm not deleting this, as it is my first book on Wattpad, but please note that this'll probably be full of awkward unedited stories.

COMPLETED During the year 2032 a plague hit the world, decimating the adult population. The few survivors now run the schools filled with an influx of orphans. Unfortunately, the populations are dwindling fast and soon human's may become extinct. That's when the Young Adult Baby Law was put into place-- a law forcing child bearing age teens to have a child and raise it together, pairing up high schoolers with the opposite sex. Meet Adira, a sixteen year old virgin with a desperate love for reading and painting. Adira has spent most of her high school living with her surviving mother and working on getting into one of the three remaining colleges in her state. During the pairing ceremony she is shocked to be paired with the school player, Joshua and now is forced to raise a baby with him. Will Adira learn to love her new husband? Or will she only have herself to rely on? Sequel out now!