"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Ash and Serena have been in a happy relationship for a little under 3 years now. All of that, however, might be about to change. Ash has been leaving home very early in the morning and has been returning very late. He has been doing so for a past couple of months. He never tells Serena where he goes either. This alarms Serena. Is Ash cheating on Serena? How will this affect their relationship? This will be a short story. There will be some strong language and violence. Warning: Please be advised that this book contains some Calem bashing/demonisation.

A tech nerd and a cooking expert under one roof? Good luck with that! Kirito is an expert in technology. Asuna being a master chef. Both are in college and ready to party. Let's just hope they don't kill each other before they fall in love! #1 Asuna 01•07•2019 #1 Sword Art Online 02•25•2019

MAJOR WARNING: Absolute Cringe. Written when I was 12 years old. [Miraculous Ladybug] Alya, the shipping queen, decided to try to make ALL her ships in her class work. She thinks it was going to be hard, so she decided to ask Nino, one of her best friends, and the smartest person she knows in class, Max, to help her. ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ Ships in the story: ♡ Adrien x Marinette ♡ Alya x Nino ♡ Alix x Kim ♡ Nathanael x Chloe ♡ Max x Sabrina ♡ Ivan x Myleene ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ➳ ▪Started: June 2, 2017 ▪Ended: June 12, 2017

Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

the thoughts of others terrify me... so here's mine. (#1 poet - 08.03.19) (#1 sadpoems - 08.04.19) (#2 poem - 08.11.19) (#1 thoughtsandfeelings - 08.14.19)

What would happen if the heroes of Olympus started texting...?

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacake

WARNING: slightly inappropriate jokes inside. You have been warned... Don't take this fic seriously. NicoMaki, NozoEli, KotoUmi, RinPana and CRACK. Lots and lots of crack. AIMING FOR 100!! 70/100