Now Kyle and Cartman don't have to keep it a secret of their relationship. Their secret is now out and Stan knows. Boy X Boy Don't like Don't Read!

Kyman shit. Art isn't mine credit to the artists.

Kyman. I actually do love this pairing, I've just had no luck coming up with any ideas till now. Kyle's Point of view.

This is an ongoing fanfic about the growing relationship between Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman. (All characters are aged up by 5 years)

Kyle Broflovski is sixteen and going crazy. He's desperate to get out of South Park, his only home his entire life. He's confused, angry, and feels more alone than ever, so why not work at the dingy strip club at the edge of town? Wait -- is that Cartman?? Shit. /\/\/\ I needed to escape. The walls began to close as my throat tightened, my brain working fast to come up with solutions to my own personal hell. If I don't leave this quiet mountain town I swear I will die here. So there's dying, or there's leaving. /\/\/\ "No Kahl," he says in a calm voice, "My plan is not to kill you. You're my slave now, and again, you're of more use alive than you are dead. Really, all I want to do is cut you up." "You're sick," I spit at him. "How can you do this, Cartman? We've known each other forever and you're going to torture me?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!" He doesn't seem to hear me. A strange glazed look washes over him as he lifts his hand and carefully twirls the sharp point into my stomach, ripping a tiny hole in the black latex and digging lightly into my skin. "Cartman... please..." I beg. The fear swells in the pit of my stomach -- he's trapped me. He sighs and shakes his head, smiling, "Kahl, Kahl, Kahl... you're gonna have to learn to trust me. See this whole relationship of ours, for lack of a better word, might be filled with mutual hatred but, for us to continue this little... arrangement, you need to trust me. And I, you. And to do that," he kneels and sits eye level with my crotch. I try to move my privates away from him and the sharp point of the knife, but the harnesses have me trapped, like a fly caught in his web. "I have to be in complete control of you, and you have to accept it." /\/\/\ Reposting from Fanfiction.net (previously called Heaven) There is BDSM and edge play, as well as hardcore sex scenes, murder, cannibalism, racist language, drugs, alcohol, and basically everything on a Trigger Warning page.

Kyle is spotted working his job as a waitress by none other than Cartman. Will Cartman keep his secret? And what's with that smile of his? Author: OnigiriReject Original Posting: 2009 - 2011 Pairings: KyCart with undertones of Stendy. ~South Park and all characters belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker, I'm just borrowing them for a little fun. ~

Every day in South Park, Colorado, has been basically the same for Kyle Broflovski. He's gone to school, hung out with his friends, and this has happened for basically his entire life. He thought he understood everything there was to know about the people around him, but as time has gone on, something happens which makes Kyle question all the relationships he thought he completely understood. The only constant in life is that everything changes. Author: OnigiriReject Written in 2009, reposting here from ff.net Pairings: KyCart and Style, undertones of Bunny and Candy.

Kyle x Cartman story! Twists and turns hope this goes well! thanks guys! -kikikittypewdscat x

So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.