a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

Harry is a boy with a crush. Louis just thinks it's annoying. 2shot.

Very loosely based on the British TV show "The Up Series" and somewhat inspired by the song "Something I Need" by Onerepublic, we follow the lives of Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson in an interview setting every seven years. They fall apart and come together, their lives and emotions recorded. Harry calls it a time capsule. Louis calls it a pain in the arse. *MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH* (this is not my work. all credits go to the author, cherrystreet on ao3. i just really loved the book and wanted to put it on wattpad)

Harry was abandoned on the steps of a world renowned school and was raised by it's Headmaster. He ignores everyone and everything that isn't his father or authority figures, until Louis Tomlinson arrives and Harry has never felt this way before. Also available on AO3 if you're more comfortable reading on that site. http://archiveofourown.org/works/4313418/chapters/9779286 And the Italian translation if you speak Italian and have a hard time with English. Thanks to the lovely @namelesslia https://www.wattpad.com/story/44264569-wings-%C2%BB-l-s/parts ~~~~ Hi if you aren't into male pregnancy or boy on boy scenes then don't read and complain please and thank you! For those of you who are gonna read this ENJOY!

They had to pull back for air. Louis surveyed the guy's face, in awe of his blown pupils and sharp jawline, the way their shared spit glistened on his lips. "Hi," he breathed. He blinked, and came back to himself a little bit, blushing at his own boldness. "Sorry. Is this okay?" The stranger removed his right hand from the curve of Louis' waist in order to cup his jaw, tilting it up to the angle he desired. He pressed their lips together, murmuring, "Definitely." And then he kissed harder. (When Louis sees his ex-boyfriend kissing a random girl at a party, he acts out of blind jealousy. He kisses the first guy he can find. It turns into a thing.) INSPIRED BY CLOUDS.

College AU where Harry studies law and psychology. Louis is a philophobic frat boy who's majoring in acting, plays footie and needs tutoring in psychology. Of course they hate each other but that doesn't stop them from having a ridiculous amount of sexual tension. or Louis is a frat boy with a drinking problem who doesn't know what he wants to do with his life, and Harry is a psychology student who always takes care of him and might just be exactly what Louis doesn't want, but really needs.

When England's most wanted criminal meets an innocent college student at a party, he wants the small boy all for himself. He doesn't want anyone else to look at the boy. Only he can have him. *I accept translations!* SPANISH VERSION - @hslovIt •~RANKS~• 10/16/2021- #1 in bottomlouis 11/14/2021 - #1 in mpregLouis and mpregLarry 2/5/2022 - #1 in larrystylinson

"Don't you understand?! You must be fucking stupid!" Harry shouted. "Listen here carefully. I don't even want to marry you. You're my parent's choice, not mine!" He added. Or where, "I'm still sane but you're the one who makes me going crazy." Harry said lowly. "Tonight I want you to prove it to me that you're still pure!" He said firmly. "Prove it?" Louis' eyes grew twice their size. "How? You're crazy Harry!" ....................... When Harry Styles, an arrogant businessman forced by his father to marry Louis Tomlinson a pretty and softhearted boy, he refused. Because he already has a boyfriend, a popular new model, Xander Ritz and Louis was waiting for his childhood friend, Liam Payne. But fate was against them, they must agree to their fathers wishes. Harry hated Louis because he is poor and from a small town and blamed him for their marriage. While Louis must forget Liam to become a faithful husband. Will their marriage finds happiness or there are storms coming their way? Let's find out.

They couldn't be more different if they tried. Louis Tomlinson is 17 years old and in his last year of the most prestigious private school in Doncaster, before then he's off to Uni. He has big plans for his future, and thanks to his parent's money he will have no problem achieving them. Everyone who attends his school knows him thanks to his incredibly rich family, sassy attitude and gorgeous girlfriend, Eleanor Calder. If there's one thing that completely annoys him, it's that there is a community college right across the street from St. Mark's Private School, and he has to look at the poor, totally inappropriate students that go there. Harry Styles is 19 years old, and (once again) in his last year of college. He goes to Doncaster's community college, just because the Holmes Chapel comprehensive expelled him twice in the span of two years, so he and his family had to move to another town. He has no future because he never shows up to classes and if he actually bothers to, he's either high or drunk; sometimes both. His skin is littered with tattoos and if there's one thing he absolutely hates, it's the snobby students attending the private school right across from his, who think they're better than anyone just because their parents have money. When they meet, Louis is nothing but disgusted by the tattooed boy, and Harry can't help but laugh at the innocent yet sassy boy with blue eyes and amazing arse. Or a sixth form!AU where Harry is the fucked up bad boy with too many problems, Louis is the perfect rich boy with too much money and their schools are right across from each other. They meet at a party and that's the last (and maybe the only) thing they need. (Disclaimer: I'm from America and know close to nothing about the education system in England, so I apologise in advance.) LAST CHAPTERS ARE ON PRIVATE BECAUSE OF MATURE CONTENT! YOU NEED TO FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO READ -- Thank you @Cupcaribo for the banner ! Love it :)