me: makes an xreader also me: deletes it quickly because it was unoriginal. ♤♤♤the day it happened took you by surprise. everything happened so quickly. the last thing you remember was laughter as he slammed a hammer against your skull, the desperate pleas of a woman behind him mixing with his voice. you couldn't move. your hands were tied, and your eyes were covered. you didn't know how to feel. story includes: - Gore and apocalypse stuff because yeah - Trans Engineer. - Androgynous pyro - pauling moments! - gender neutral reader!(might change, idk) - possibly sexual themes. idk. - mmmm torture. - maybe a harem. Maybe.

Hello my lovelies! This is a tf2 one shot book, starring our favorite mercanaries! This book only has fluff, keep that in mind~ Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve☆

The red mercenaries are a little more than surprised to find a stowaway in the back of their bread truck, Looks like they're going to have a new person on the team. HIATUS status: WE'RE BACK!!!

I will be doing a series of one shots. I take requests! Please, request a scenario, and I will do it! :D No smut though, I want it pg here. But of course, there WILL be some swearing. Oh, and one more thing, I will be doing requests in the order they are requested, but, if one's hard to write, I may skip it and come back to it. Anywho, request away! I need inspiration! And of course I will be putting in a few stories requested by yours truly. (Me, of course. XD) EDIT: I'm not taking requests anymore, sorry. Look at my book 2!

(Pyro is depicted as a dude in this story, ok? ok.) Spy and Pyro rescue a mysterious girl from the other team of mercenaries and bring her back with them. What they discover is that she is a genetically enhanced super human that was intended to wipe out the exact team that rescued her. The genetic enhancements slowly take over her mind and body the more she is with her "targets". But the only one keeping her sane is a giggling pyromaniac behind a terrifying gas mask. Will She and Pyro have a happy ending? Or will things go up in flames?

| discontinued, thank you so much. I love you guys| This is a reupload from my old account Tf2 x reader. Go ahead and make requests, and I'll even do smuts and lemons. [DISCLAIMER (updated 5/9/23): Any humor or content in this book deemed offensive over time is a result of humor deemed acceptable during the time period this book was written. Any offensive remarks or actions written in this book are purely unintentional and do not reflect the author's present-day political or personal views, do not mistake it for being so. In short: I wrote this book when I was younger and stupid. Don't take anything written in this book seriously. Please keep this in mind while you read.]

Most of the Tf2 x Reader stories, but I accept requests. I apologize for any grammatical mistakes. All images used in this book don't belong to me. I will try to give the names of the authors of the paintings. Check their blogs and give them your support. Tf2 belongs to Valve. Have fun.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be with your favorite mercenary from Team Fortress 2? Would your story be a classic true love oneshot? Dirty romance? Fluff stories? Overwatch crossover?! Whatever you request in this big book of Tf2 Oneshots! To be clear, YES, there are crossovers in this! Don't believe me? Then read it and find out! (Cover photo is not mine)