"So let me get this straight. You're crushing on a seventeen year old boy who just so happens to be your son's babysitter?" "Yeah, that sounds about right."

Mila visitis her uncle Emmett in Forks. Nobody could've known, not even Alice, what would happen to the girl and everyone around her.

Kallista Zenia Emrys is born in the world of high society pure bloods. Being one of the last remaining descendants of Merlin- the Greatest Wizard of all time- she finds herself being weighed down by the extremely high expectations that her name gives. Starting Hogwarts, Kally quickly learns the hate that comes with being a Slytherin. She finds comfort in her Slytherin friends who face similar responsibilities. A handsome blonde being one of those.

NO ONE HAS WRITTEN ONE LIKE CMON This would be so cute And it was a RLLY good idea That I had at 2 am Enjoy! Drink some water today, children.

Harry Potter was supposed to be the golden boy, the savior of the wizarding world. However, Dumbledore's plan started to crumble when the letters were sent and Harry Potter responded like a pureblood would. His plan started to be crushed when Harry Potter showed up at Hogwarts with a venomous magical snake and not looking anything like James Potter. Dumbledore's plan was destroyed when Harry Potter was placed in Slytherin. Check out the sequel to this book Hadrian Riddle Harmonia - A Harry Potter Fanfiction Dumbledore bashing - Hermione bashing - Weasley bashing Slytherin!Harry - Dark!Harry - Independent!Harry Disclaimer: Harry Potter is copywrite to JK Rowling - In other words, I own nothing but the plot of this story and my OCs NOT Drarry, so don't come expecting that This may or may not be a Death/Harry Fanfic. I just came up with the idea and searched the web for it and nothing came up, so I'm assuming I'm the only one to have thought of it. For me, that's pretty cool. If anyone doesn't like this, tell me, and I'll think about changing it. So, Death/Harry is now copyrighted by me! (Can I even do that?=D) UPDATE: It WILL be Death/Harry, however it will be slow.

Disclaimer: I do not own any Characters in this story. In the beginning portions of the story I have used exact wording from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. That book is owned By JK Rowling and various other companies. This is a story that is a Hermione/Harry Pairing and has a LOT of Ron bashing. If you don't like that, then stop reading now. It is meant to be a plot bunny hatching with humor involved. So feel free to criticize me but, really, it is just a fictional story that grew in my muse's (hmmm...does my muse have a head it if resides in my brain?) ok, my muse's thoughts. Read, enjoy, and don't take life or my writing too seriously (or is that Siriusly?)

AU It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realises that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on through the books from there until the end of their fourth year. 21st century technology is used (as though this story started in 2003 instead of 1993) DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MINE THIS BELONGS TO witowsmp. THIS IS ORIGINALLY BEEN POSTED IN FANFICTION.PORTKEY.ORG BUT THAT WEBSITE IS NOW DOWN. I AM ONLY POSTING IT HERE FOR YOU GUYS TO ENJOY IT. THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. AGAIN THIS STORY IS NOT MINE THIS BELONGS TO witowsmp.

VERY SLOW UPDATES "Obliviate!" *** After an accident, Harry remembered something that changed his entire life. I do not own Harry Potter (unfortunately). 1st🏅 in #hufflepuff 1st 🏅in #helga 1st 🏅 in #chosen-one 1st🏅 in #harry

Magnus and Alec deserve their own story, there are so many gaps in their story, especially in TMI. I've written this from their alternating Point of Views. This is a canon compliant love story of Magnus and Alec. It will cover how they first met, how their relationship developed etc. It covers TMI, TBC, TftSA and TDA and beyond TDA, where I'm flying my own course with them. M/M

A smile twisted onto his lips. "Oh but darling brother....you expect me to be so merciful..." On that fateful night of Halloween, Dumbledore makes a fatal mistake; the wrong boy-who-lived is named. Soon after, Harry James Potter was thrown in Azkaban for no authentic reason at the age of 7. He happens to be incarcerated in the same prison cell as Bellatrix, Rodophlus, and Rabastan Lestrange. It's across from his godfather, Sirius Black, who often accesses the Lestrange's cell via his animagus form. When he is eleven years old, a single lonely brown owl shivers as it passes through the Azkaban wards. It is delivering a letter to one Harry J. Potter in Cell 777. Harry, who was trained and taught beforehand by Black and the Lestranges, recieves the letter with unsuppressed glee. He will have his revenge.