DISCLAIMER: i am fully aware that lana and albert are in a relationship! i do not mean to offend or disrespect that! i wrote this because i thought it was a good idea for a story! - a jalbert short story. ( obviously an au ) - tw: suicide, depression, anorexia, bulimia, abusive relationships - fonts: no font: jake italicized font: albert bold: jake's depressing thoughts small caps: other characters