"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Meet Rachel Waters, a humorous and wacky girl who has an alarming addiction to ice-cream. She's also very curious. Extremely curious. As they say, curiosity killed the cat. But Rachel wasn't a cat. She was a human. Right? *seriously starts to doubt own made-up character's type of species* Anyway, she tries to see what's going on at a parking lot where no one happens to be. It all started when she tried to save a helpless-looking man named Jeff... WARNING: DEATH HAZARD. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CRINGEY MASTERPIECE THAT JUST MIGHT END UP KILLING YOU. THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A 12-15 YEAR OLD. YOU HAVE BEEN W A R N E D ! The Gangleader Owes Me Ice-Cream © by queenjunkfood Completed, Editing. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ENJOY :))))) HOPE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOKS LIKE I DID XD