What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

NOTE: DONT search for nsfw of cuphead and mugman its gross and they are confirmed minors, im a minor myself and it isnt my intentions to sexualize them its all for a joke and to make fun of people who actually sexualize them prepare for the shittiest fic ur gonna read in a while thanks for the reads,, i made this as a joke and never expected it to blow up but whateva liek and subscribe!1!111

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Here is an attempt at satire that is intended to be an imaginary SNL special serving as a last hurrah for Alec Baldwin's Trump and dedicated to Trump's refusal to accept the results of the 2020 election, but I think it came off somewhat as a cross between SNL and The Daily Show. In this special, President Trump's refusal to accept that he lost to Joe Biden, including his challenges being mostly thrown out, ultimately results in him attempting to sue Biden directly in the Supreme Court. Despite the court rejecting previous attempts at overturning the election, they agree to hear this case either for the lulz or because they want to see if Trump and pals are even capable of presenting concrete evidence to support their claims. It took a month to work on this; I hoped to get this finished before the electors formally cemented Biden's win on December 14, 2020, but college and bad internet kept getting in the way. Host: Jon Stewart (in place of Timothee Chalamet) Musical guest: Bruce Springsteen DISCLAIMER: I do not own SNL, though most characters who are not based on real people are original. SECOND DISCLAIMER: This is satire.

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Two trucks. One Facebook group. Fights and fun. Will the two end up friends, enemies, or more then friends? Mature language!!!!

Wattpad users have had enough with y/n. Y/n is no longer a character that's supposed to be you, y/n is an entire entity now. Wattpad users must come together to defeat the stereotypical y/n.