What is happening in the group chat of BTS, the seven member south korean boy group? let's find out right now (just so you know this book contains gay ships, memes, swear words and you know...jokes that are probably not suitable for kids) (Oof completed) •• EDIT : 17/05/21 [ yo it's me author from the year 2021, man, I can't believe it's been 3 years or so since I made this, time really flies by huh? I had the idea to read this again after all these years and... yeah I'm gonna cringe at this 10 years in the future, I'm sure. I had the idea to just delete this book so I can sleep soundly at night but that wouldn't be very fun, would it? Besides, this book carries a lot of fond memories while writing believe it or not so instead, to spare me some of the cringefest I deleted some of the filler chapters, and yeah that's basically the only changes I've made to this. aight enjoy the book now I guess ] [ oh yeah and I *might* rewrite this in a seperate book because I thought that would be fun but no promises ;) ]

ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʙᴛs? ɴᴏ? ᴛʜᴇɴ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғ- *ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ sᴍᴀᴄᴋ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴊɪɴ* "ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴛᴀᴘʜ ғᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ."- ᴊɪɴ. ʟᴍᴀᴏ. sᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ, ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs, ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴋ-ᴘᴏᴘ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ? *ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ sᴍᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.* "ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴛᴀᴘʜ." - ᴊɪɴ ɢᴇᴇᴢ. ғɪɴᴇ. sᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ. ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ 🌚. ( ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ғᴀᴄᴇ-)

POKEHHH !

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

In which Yeontan wreaks havoc on Bangtan--in short poems. - UWUs and laughs ahead. _________ Highest rank in Poem: 1 Yeontan: 1 Jokes: 4 Crack: 10 _________ Glam: 1st - One Shots - BTS Awards 2018 3rd Place - Humor - The Chaos Awards Honorable Mention - Overall - BTS Love Myself Awards 2018 1st Place - Oneshots - Cypher Pt 3 - BTS Ddaeng Awards

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

a story about hayoon and her friend group's kindergarten adventures! STATUS: discontinued © euhypen 2018

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved