soooooo I've been reading a shit tone of penny x reader stories and it's got me in the mood to make another one! This will be diffrent than my first one and the second one (which was basically about Dez and amber. it sucked but don't worry this will make up for it!) The plot will be basically the same, you know spoofy sexy clown and you. I will say one thing tho, it will be more violent and maybe more smutty ;) ;) ;) :) soo, read to know the whole thing!

Y/n Is (your age)years old .She loves to (your hobby) her heart out your mom bought her a new ventriloquist dummy named slappy for your birthday . You find strange words printed on a card in slappy's suit pocket and read them out loud in your bedroom. Little do you know slappy comes to life and we'll becomes your master .But what happens when slappy starts to grow feelings for you and so do you and soon want to know the warmth and pleasure of having him by your side. What will happen when slappy and you are in love .will you get it on °o° .or will you both be heart broken ?. Read to find out .

Betty was adopted by Hawkins Police Chief Jim Hopper at age 10. She lived with her adopted father on the outskirts of Hawkins, Indiana. She never put herself in the spotlight, never tried to make friends, never told anyone her last name out of fear of being labeled a "cops daughter". Betty was happy living the outsider's life in Hawkins until Billy Hargrove stole her away from her seclusion.

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu- I'm gonna save the insults for the book.

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.

The title says it all

A collection of all the funniest, saddest, and most inspiring quotes from our favorite book and movie series: Harry Potter! (Cover by me)