Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting. Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen? (Don't own the characters or the songs)

No one ever said meeting your soul mate was easy. Originally intended to be a light story but now it's a little heavy. Some of the chapters have mention of things that may be triggers. However, they do have warnings at the beginnings (when necessary) so I hope everyone can still enjoy the story. This is my first story so please be patient with me. Comment and leave your input please. Constructive criticisms is always helpful and welcomed. (warning : adult content)

*set during Half Blood Prince but doesn't follow exact storyline* They were on opposite sides of the war. Harry Potter was on the good side, the light side. He was fighting against Voldemort and against the death eaters. Most importantly, he was fighting for his family and his friends. He was fighting so they didn't have to die. Draco Malfoy was on the dark side. He fought at Voldemort's disposal, desperate for his fathers approval. He was forced to do bad things to appease the Dark Lord or feel his father's wrath. What happens when light and dark are bound together? Will one force be strong enough to bring one boy to the other side? Or will deep-seated hate push the two sides farther apart? Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any characters associated with Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling has that privilege. I just came up with this story and wanted to write it 😛

Brett discovers dirty love letters under Eddy's bed. In the spirit of friendship-burning jealousy notwithstanding-he vows to help out. [ MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. ]