Facts about Harry Potter

Okay. This title just came into my mind and I thouht "Okay. I'm gonna make it" First I thought to let this book be empty. But after long looking at every detail on Voldy's face, I managed to find some attractive things. Enjoy yourselves! Xx, the Pineapple

Een ontdekker die op reis gaat naar Dolfijnenland

Lupje 99,09% jongen en 0,91% meisje.

Elvish handbook. (Translations from Internet and books) Both Sindarin and Quenia :)

These are fanfictions about James Maslow. Hope you enjoye it, Xoxo, the Pineapple

In this book you will find the most sweetest and heartbreaking love letters from your favorite Harry Potter Characters. But, be aware! You might get jelous. Maybe it's usefull for your love letter to your crush. Xxx, the Pineapple

I have no idea what was going through my head when I made this...

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

Thorin Oakenshield and Co. show up in Mirkwood. But after being arrested, the sassy Elvenking and his son have a few words for them.