This is the second joke book I'm making because of all the people that helped me out and supported me with your comments and votes! I really hope you enjoy this second book as much as you enjoyed my first one!!! Thx so much! ~Esme

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to laugh, how to protect, and even possible how to love. I only asked one thing "Why?" I still remember the one phrase that changed my life"Let me carry her" This one single and normal phrase was said by none other than Cooper Kingsley, our school's and town's bad boy. He was the championship boxer who drove a motorcycle and got into trouble frequently. He's the guy with brown hair that looked soft enough to run my fingers through, the guy with irresistible cold blue eyes and the guy with a built and strong body that made girls crazy. He wasn't your typical player either; no he was just hard to get- A complete tease. And the fact that he would volunteer to help a girl like this, was not normal. So what did Cooper Kingsley want anything to do with the bland and boring me? I was completely and utterly average. Or so I thought. So why did the devil suddenly become my guardian? Let's find out. Copyright © 2014 | All Rights Reserved | brech33se

This book is going to be about many funny jokes. You might have heard some of these jokes before because I did not make most of them up, but if you haven't, I hope you enjoy this book and have a laugh!

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get serious. You forget to smile at the morning sun shining down your face. You are too absorved by your problems to notice the beautiful world surrounding you. And when life gets hard, you wish more than anything to turn back in time and be that small child who did not know anything when he said "I want to grow up"

This Book Will Be Filled With Things Related To ONE DIRECTION!! Jokes, Poems,And Other Random Stuff That Makes Directioners Different From Normal Fandoms And People! PS: The first like 5 chapters are so CARROTY its embarrassing...I wrote this forever ago that's why its carroty....you can skip those.LOL [Credit: Pinterest, Tumblr, & Google?]