Harry didn't plan for it to become a recurring motif. It was never intended, from his perspective, to anchor him, and it certainly wasn't there to define him. At the time, he'd thought it was a one-time thing, like waxing his chest, or trying hot yoga, or letting someone gaslight him into believing that olives don't just taste like someone preserved despair in brine. At best, he'd figured it would be a strange, mildly entertaining story to pull out after drinks with a select, close-knit group of attendees. It'd fall in line somewhere between the one about the dentist with the singular nipple piercing and the time he'd mistakenly crashed a wake because the GPS rerouted him through a church parking lot. And then she called him Sir. One minute he was perched awkwardly on the edge of the bed he'd snagged off of facebook marketplace (suspiciously low price tag- maybe haunted), wondering if tilting her too far would result in blunt force trauma via nightstand, and the next, she was twisting her chin to look at him over her shoulder, voice low and syrupy-sweet, eyes half-lidded as she was saying it- Sir- with this kind of reverence that made him feel like someone with gravity. Purpose. Like he was something more than a financially unstable, sleep-deprived undergrad sporting a semi; like something cracked open in her ribs every time she used it, and he was the only one who could crawl inside. Retrospectively, that was the beginning of the end. - OR The one in which there's an interesting blog focused on a niche genre of soft-core pornography, two next-door neighbors in an apartment complex with paper-thin walls, a simple case of misinterpretation, a man that runs from intimacy like there's an award waiting at the invisible finish line, and a pet bunny called Snuggles. - (reader-insert/ Y/N - early access patreon fic)

in which you've been on a few bad dates, one of which scaring you off for good. you decide you're better off alone, safe at home. and truth be told, you don't even need a boyfriend. you're beyond content with the erotic dreams you've been having. the handsome, mystery man always leaves you satisfied beyond compare. you just wish you could keep him... forever. Warnings & themes: 18+ (please no minors!!!), smut, very dark, disturbing themes, paranormal, please read at your own discretion! (incubus!harry, lhh, longhair!harry)

y/n is the new prima for the season, but the real tragedy unfolded in the rumors surrounding the company's patron, harry. _______________________ from my tumblr @/moonchildstyles

Hiii! Just a collection of more one shots from my tumblr for those who don't like reading on the app. My other two books like these were gettin too big, so here's another! I hope you enjoy :-)

'If I could fly, I'd be coming right back home to you' _ mature content @teecaakes covers

continuations of my citrine fic ----- u can find me on my tumblr moonchildstyles.tumblr.com

harry's a witch and its been a long time since he's been around anyone new, but there's no way he's getting y/n out of his head ----- this is one of my series from my tumblr moonchildstyles.tumblr.com thank u sm for reading!!

harry is just on the edge of thirty-five, and y/n is someone he's sure he shouldn't get involved with. until she seeks him out, anyway, and he realizes no one has ever really shown her how she should be treated.

harry is a tattoo artist and y/n just wants to know if he's like this all the time of if he just doesn't like her ______ this is a series from my tumblr moonchildstyles.tumblr.com thank u sm for reading!!

continuations of my aster fic ----- u can find me on my tumblr moonchildstyles.tumblr.com