Dipper is given a journal of the Queen of Egypt thousands of years ago who went missing. He belives it is a clue to find the lost queen. He was very wrong. The pharaoh has awakened and is hunting for his beloved queen feeling his presence near his tomb. What will happen next? read to find out. This is my first one so please don't be so harsh.

Not long ago, an evil dream demon, of the name Bill Cipher, attempted to rule all of reality and existence. A first attempt to stop him was with the Cipher wheel, but it failed. The only people left to stop him were the Pines family. But the Pines never gave up, and even with Gravity Falls at his fingertips, Bill was tricked and was erased from existence for good. But what these heroes told the people of Gravity Falls was a lie. This is the story of what REALLY happened. This is a parody of "Bride of Discord" (great story, 10/10), and it's pretty much the same thing but with some changes and different characters. The story is going to be SUPER similar, so if you don't want to read it, then don't. I give 95% of the credit to @DisneyFanatic2364 who wrote Bride of Discord because they were the one who made up the plot. If you don't know what Bride of Discord is, then... hope you enjoy the story! [COMPLETED] (I don't own Gravity Falls, Bride of Discord, or any of the art used, and, bla, bla, bla, you know the drill. Now onto the story!) Best rank for the best tag: #1 in #billdip :D Was also ranked #2 and #3 Also #1 and #2 in #pines :D

After a deal with Bill goes Horrible wrong. Dipper is lEft blind. But he can aLways tell when someone is Lying. GoIng back to Gravity FallS thinking it would do Dipper some good. He goEs missing. Mabel and the Rest of the gang gEt really worried. They don't know what's happened to Dipper. (The caps are a message) Answer in case you're wondering reverse it. EREH SI LLEH Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. Nor any of the names. Gravity Falls and its characters are all owned by Alex Hirsch. If I put any art in here I do not own that either. This story idea is mine however or at least I think it is. It was a weird dream. Sorry for all those who look forward to Smut, Yaoi(is that how you spell it?), Lemons, and what not I am not going to be put any of that in here. There will be violence and cursing.