"Why do you hate me so much?" He asked. "For many reasons," I answered. "There are ten reasons why I hate you." **

once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead. rankings: short story 1 humor 1

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! Me: ...you want me to...blackmail you??

"you feel like home"// "stay with me" Haze Miller leaves his hometown to go to London, and ends up meeting a girl with enchanting emerald eyes at the airport. Then they meet again. "Two souls don't meet by simple accident" // "always and forever"