I have memorized pretty much every band joke ever made. (My sad life) Credit goes to whoever made these up

"I see black while you see white" - Like a Star Mike Krol

A collection of all my Kiribaku One Shots! Ritualistic Greed: Bakugous greed for happiness leads him to summon up a demon, but this demon is more of a bother than anything. Venting: During a subway ride Kirishima sees that Bakugou looks upset and despite being strangers he asks what's wrong. Lab Partners: Bakugou gets Kirishima as his lab partner....its a mess Youtube Crush: Kirishima stumbles upon Bakugous makeup tutorial and despite not caring about makeup Kirishima continues to watch. Learning Happiness: A letter from Bakugou to Kirishima. Lock Screen: Bakugou doesn't know how to put his emotions into words all he knows is that he's very gay for his boyfriend. And he just about short circuits thanks to one specific photo Seashells: Kirishima fears the ocean after a certain incident, but one day he finds merman Bakugou injured and quickly learns to be courageous for the sake of saving this stranger Even then: Kirishima and Bakugou find themselves in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Things don't end how Bakugou wanted them too Light Ice: Soulmate AU, Kirishima ends up finally finding out he has a soul mate. Movie Night: Kirishima watches a horror movie. Token Idiot: Kirishima is a stand up comedian talking about the shocking revelation of him dating his best friend Lavender Routine: Bakugou has serious anger issues and Kirishima is the only one that can help calm him down Just Like You: Part II of stand up comedian Kirishima, this time he talks about his new baby! Weakness: Bakugou has never been able to show weakness, it is only now that he can and it absolutely terrifies him. Cover art by: franeridart on tumblr

Kirishima has a deadly illness with no known treatment. He has 6 months until the doctors estimate that he will die. Only 6 month to spend at UA with his friends. Only 6 months to spend with his family. 6 months to spend with Katsuki. But what if he falls for him? What if he learns the truth? No one knows about his sickness,it's easy to hide. Will a cure be found? Will Kirishima die? What's Katsuki going to do when the only person he loves may die? Find out in '6 Months'

Cover credit to @DarkenedLixx •~•~• Why? Why does it feel different? Why does his touch feel different? •~•~• Why is he afraid? Please don't be afraid of me... •~•~• This is a Bakushima fanfic *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART OR CHARACTERS! THEY ALL BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS!* this story will contain the following! - Spoilers- - Abuse - Rape - Self-Harming - Suicidal thoughts - Rejection - Depressed baby - Violent Kacchaco (it'll seem good, but I'm sorry... I kinda have to like... Destroy it-l -Izuocha, don't read if that ain't to cup of tea sis NO SMUT SORRY SIS 😳 A/N: I want to dedicate this to myself and anyone else who is suffering something like this. Anything related to this. I just want to let you know that you are not alone! Haphephobia- The fear of touch or touching. There really isn't a cure but you can decrease your condition. I myself am a Haphephobic but I'm not severe. Highest ranks- #10 in Phobia March 3, 2019 #21 in Bakushima March 5, 2019 #6 in Phobia May 8, 2019 #1 in Phobia June 16, 2019 #4 in Phobia October 25, 2019 #14 in Kiribaku October 29, 2019 #2 in Happy Ending Jan 5, 2020

Warning -the story may contain suicide, torture and anything like that -it will have smut but no masturbating, no one needs it **wink wink** "his mental state is completely broken, no one knows why and he won't tell anyone" she shrugged clearly feeling bad even thinking about her depressed old friend

There's something about the new guy in class Katsuki was curious about. Had they met before maybe? No that would be stupid right? Sequel to Red is Tempory Soulmate AU Reincarnation AU A lot of fluff not so much angst Eiji and Suki don't die this time I promise!!

"so, midoriya-kun, what brought you to the streetlights so late at night?" "oh... my mind wasn't being kind to me, i guess." "i never expected such an overjoyed looking boy to even have negative thoughts." "that's the thing, i think. people don't notice until they're told, right up-? yeah. what about you, todoroki?" "i needed an escape." |WARNING: depression| |ranks:| | midoriya: #856| | todorokishouto: #57| | tododeku: #212| | midoriyaizuku: #217

Vampires The very word brings fear into people. For centuries, humans have found way to protect themselves. Closing the windows, putting salt on the window sill. Hanging crosses at every entrance. Anything to make sure they see another day. The Kirishima family had went to bed. The son, Eijiro Kirishima, did everything he was suppose to do. After praying, he goes under the covers and falls asleep. Not minding the small breeze from his window.

"What dog breeds would we all be?" Mina questioned the commons full of class A-1. "I would be the manliest doggo on the earth!" Kirishima grinned as he took the first awnser. "Miydoria would be a corgi." Tysu said and everyone agreed as poor izuku turned red. "WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT GODDAMN DOG WE WOULD BE? FUCKING FURRIES." The oh so soft spoken bakago screams as he is drawn to hit ends of tolerating the stupid class, as he storms to his room. "Pomeranian, he would be one angry ass Pomeranian." Todoroki said in a level tone as everyone burst out laughing at the resemblance. *art is not mine credit to artist*