“When you're a kid, they tell you it's all... Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder... and so much better.” • • • The nonsensical tale of adjusting university student Lennon Fox and her occasional misadventures with Sebastian Gentry that are centered mainly around the mutual journey of discovering history, science, and British television through the one thing Lennon cherishes more than a hot cup of coffee: Doctor Who. [ general fiction #169 / humor #410 21.8.14 ]

PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]

It's always the same every year, that one dreaded day. February 14th. But, this year, it's different. This year, Arizona May has a valentine. Specifically, a valentine who also has a dangerously sexy older brother. // humor #31 / short story #63 //

When birthday planner Kira Joy volunteers at a kissing booth to support her brother's high school prom, she is paid a dozen hundred dollars by a very handsome stranger. In return, Kira takes business graduate West Moreno, the man who has never celebrated a birthday, on a life rediscovery trip. Now she owes him twenty kisses and twenty birthdays, and he is hell-bent on getting them all. One by one, each kiss drives his presence deeper into Kira's heart. The two set out to rediscover birthdays and fun, while learning that with age comes great responsibility - and a newer understanding of love. -trailer by @holliehannah -Romance #59 - 24/07/14

Pearls of wrath and pearls of glow. Pearls of wrath and pearls of scorn.

"You're better off without her." "And you're better off without me." in which luke falls for a girl who will just shred his heart into pieces. Copyright © Palak S

[Humor #115 / Teen Fiction #158] - 13/4/14 "Jane, did you hear? Noah Flynn is back." "Noah who?" ~ Jane Doe isn't a murder victim. She's a bitchy head cheerleader-to-be with a secretly nerdy brain and a secretly-er hopeless romantic heart. Noah Flynn isn't holy -- unless of course you're talking about his looks. He's the kind of boy who gets into fights, curses like the devil and ... owns the world's most adorable gray kitten? She needs to learn that finders aren't always keepers -- especially when it comes to a certain not-so-stray cat. He needs to be taught a few lessons on love -- preferably by having his head bashed in with a hardcover romance novel. A bitchy head cheerleader, a bastard of a bad boy and the world's most adorable kitten smack dab in between -- what could possibly go wrong? ~ "We fall in love. We don't rise in it." - Noah Flynn

[HIATUS] ❝Despite being a total Jerk, he made her laugh─laughter is music of the heart.❞ Mellow & Sweet, Flo was in love with her best friend, Kane Jacobs - heartthrob extraordinaire. Unfortunately, her feelings for him were unreciprocated, seeing that he chased every girl that wasn't Flo. Drowning in boredom, Flo just wanted to taste freedom or at least sip liquor. Luckily, her world spiraled downhill the moment a boy arrived at her door, wasted beyond infinity. The drunken dude was Ace Lockwood and he was a certified badass. Apparently, he had "accidentally" crashed his motorcycle in her mailbox, pissed on her succulent, and puked on her porch. But after a few weeks, Flo realized that she wasn't just infatuated with his motorcycle but also the boy riding it. [Humor #10/ Teen Fiction #10]