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A daily devotional book to bring you closer to Jesus our King and help you through mental illness. A book to bring you closer to God and help you through your battle with mental illness.

Funny memes I found on the internet All credits go to Google and Tumblr

This book has a bunch of; Jokes Pick up lines Sometimes theory's Comeback Insults Racist jokes Some of these jokes, comebacks and insults may be offensive to some people, so if you are easily hurt or emotional, I don't suggest you read this... Most of these jokes are not mine and remember to like and comment!

This is a collection of Horror stories so turn the lights off, grab a flashlight, and be ready to get scared. * I do not own any of these stories * * Credit goes to their original owners *

Highest ranking in short stories 23 (08/10/16) Hey, Thanks for taking your time to actually read my stories. These are my collection of horror stories, I heard over the years. Most of them are true incidents. Even if they are not scary, they are unexplained. So feel free to give any explanation. THANKS A LOT AGAIN.

WELCOME PEOPLE OF THE CRACK AND THE HUMOREST, IT IS I, SHADOW PUPPET! THIS IS THE THIRD ONE NOW! ENJOY AND PLEASE LIKE! Eyeless Jack: I'M ON THE COVER FO ONCE, YUSSSSSSS SUCK ON THAT, TIMOTHY! *jumps* WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masky: I hate you........ so much....... Eyeless Jack: Jealous bitch *dances*

HEYO, DID YA' MISS THE BOOK?! I MADE A NEW ONE! OF COURSE YOU DID! If you don't know what this is, you have to try the first one ever! Creepypasta CRACK CRACK CRACK! BEN: SHOPPING! *walks over me* Jeff: *is being dragged* Please no help me........ Trenderman: SHOPPIIIIING~! *walks over me* Me: *is trampled* https://www.wattpad.com/story/54506789-creepypasta-crack-crack-crack

Well, here it is, my friends! Creepypasta Crack! Why not, I mean come o- BEN: *shows on Screen* Me: BEN: Me: BEN: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............. Me:........... .-. *poker face* *slowly throws computer away* BEN: ;-; Nu loves for BEN..........

TRICKED PART TWO: http://www.wattpad.com/story/18478039-i-was-tricked-too-tricked-the-ultimate-joke-book [COMPLETED 10/21/14] Get ready to be TRICKED! ©COPYRIGHT @melovebooks1234 DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes aren't mine, but some are. Credit goes to the makers of these jokes :)