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what happens when a mysterious girl moves to New Jersey, and meets the twins? from the minute they ask her a simple question they realize she's mute. not a word leaves her mouth, only a slight smile. will she open up or will her disease always be a mystery? disclaimer: short story :))

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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