a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

Crack. It's fucking crack

Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.

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"Hey! I am more talented than that," Harry says. "Really? In what?" "Well that you have to find out for yourself," He grins continuing, "You know the boys dorm room doesn't turn into a slide when you walk up to it. You're welcome anytime." "Go drink some Merlin water. Annoying arse." "You know you love it." ∞ ϟ 9¾ ♔ ⚯ ➵ ♆ Everly Mae Granger (Hermione's little sister) and Harry James Potter. Sounds nice, but they loathe each other. Their first encounter shaped their constant bickering till 5th year... Harry needs comfort and turns out Everly can provide that. Ik this isn't the best description, but try reading it! It gets better. Credits to J.K. Rowling (sadly) for paragraphs and characters. fifth year: ✔️ sixth year: ✍️

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One-shot chapters from Bar Red's Redemption showcasing: Life after high school, engagement and their wedding, life with their kids, things from Clementine's POV, mature scenes from their bedroom life, and anything else that happens along the way! This includes extra scenes, "what if" scenarios, and alternative Universes (AUs). When there's just a title, it's an extra fluff chapter (a regular chapter). When there's an AU in the title, it'll be an AU. When there's an explanation mark, it's sexy time. When it's from Clementine's POV, it'll have her name. Enjoy!

She claimed that she could see his true colors. But the only color he ever knew were the red of his assignments. -Cover made by @Tonii

Because their story is too interesting to ever have an end. Follow Blake and Lexi through the years!

She's a wild, free spirit who sees the good in everyone, and he's the hardened, bad-tempered loner who wants nothing to do with her-yet no matter how hard he tries to push her away, she's the one temptation he can't escape. *** He's never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she says every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what she does to him; it's not like him to chase after some girl. She gets under his skin like no other. She's never met someone with such a bad attitude. He's ill-mannered and menacing. The glare never seems to leave his face. Considering it all, she can't help but feel the attraction toward him. Dangerous attraction toward a seemingly dangerous man. Maybe it's the tattoos on his arm that gets her attention. Or maybe it's because she can tell there's hope for good under his rough exterior. And she's about to find it, whether he likes it or not. It's no secret that the two of them are complete and total opposites. *** "You like being called Sugar, don't you?" I tease, placing my toothbrush back after finishing. He does the same and gives me a side-eyed scowl. He grips my chin harshly and kisses me. My body temperature raises a good ten degrees and my right leg goes all wiggly. He pulls away. "You like it when I kiss you, don't you?" He teases the same way I did to him and I'm left blubbering. "I think both of our questions are rhetorical," I lower my voice up at him. His lip curls up into a smirk. *** #1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *** *Warning* This story contains mature themes (language, scenes