Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Three Bard Colleges , three students, and an impending bardic tournament looming over everyone's heads. Lily, Eva, and Den must navigate college in order to graduate and become renowned bards. Now, if only they knew how to do that.

After the death of her father, Abigail Bradley has had her first taste of war. With mutiny stirring in Boston, she will have to overcome her loss to find her place in the world and the revolution. It all seems straightforward, but is war really so simple?