What would happen if you met horror movie killers. Disclaimer that is very obvious: I am not a Hollywood writer or director or a whole damn company, I am not claiming that I own these unbelievable characters, I am merely just writing down what I think might happen if a normal person came face to face with a movie killer. If you like this story then you might like my other story "Only in horror movies" where I basically mock stereotypes of the genre.

A series of dumb things that only would happen in horror movies and annoying things about horror movies. Warning: Personal opinions are very very plentiful, deal with it.