"You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. Both of you need help and love, can you both help and love each other?

Some silly South Park One-shots, I do take requests so all you have to do is ask. Requests currently closed, no exceptions.