Sponge bob has a kid. His age revealed. Is squidward even a squid? Facts u probably don't know about spongebob, and some other quotes, questions, and sponge related things

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

I Don't Give No Fucks About Nun But Getting Paid And Fuckin Hoes. Did I Forget I'm A Stud .? Yas I Like Girls And I'm in The WNBA Mom Died When I Was 5 But Hey We Gotta Go Some Way Right? Naa But Ion Got No Soul Imma Asshole . Plus I'm HeartLess . Ion Really Fuck Wit Love . But Its just Somethin Bout Her I Can't Explain ...

In this drama packed, lesbian book, the main character, a stud named Rahjaé, has a lot to juggle in her crazy life. Because of her undoubtedly horrible past, she struggles with anger and trust issues and with her mother's health taking a turn for the worst, theres no telling how she will keep it together. Having all these feelings and emotions bottled up inside, she will soon find out that she can't always run away from her problems. Will the new women in her life be what she needs to stay stable and sane or will this woman make her be just as heartless as the last?

Lavonte "King" Jones wasn't your average nigga. He owned the streets, and he was one of the head drugs dealers in the city of New Orleans. He's been ruling the streets since he was fifteen. He has the cars, clothes, money, and he has all the hoes on his dick, but shit he ain't never been worried 'bout falling in love with any female. Well that was until he laid his eyes on "her". That's when he makes it a mission to make her his queen, because after all every king needs a queen, right? * * * JaKiya wasn't your average teenage girl. She was a senior in high school, and she couldn't give a fuck about love. Unlike the other girls her age, that was the least of her worries. All she wanted to do was party and chill. Falling in love was never in her plans, until she started falling for "him". Now her life seems different. Being in a relationship with the head thug is not the easiest thing. But I mean, every queen needs a king, right?

"No, this isn't possible, I like boys." I thought to myself. I've had a boyfriend since I was twelve.. But why was she so tempting? I watched her hands as they traced my bare skin with her finger tips, the way her soft lips parted into a sly smile, "tell me you want me." She whispered in my ear, her warm breath tickling my neck, "tell me and I'm yours." I tried to resist, I really did. But I couldn't help it, she was so tempting, "I want you." I replied. Rated PG-13/ R for sexual content and drug use.

Mariya, She's Your Extraordinary TurnUp Girl, But All Spirals Down As She Meets Myaa, A Stud With Some Intentions She Doesn't Tell. Copyright 2014 - All Rights Reserved

Sometimes life isnt easy, even for a condom.