The new trio are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and the Chamber is due to be opened soon. Draco has more or less been adopted by Sirius and Remus, and is extremely happy to be a part of a nice, relaxed family. Well... as relaxed as it can get with the ex-Marauders around, anyway. In the meantime, Blaise has felt lonely, being cut off from Draco, so he decides to confront him to try to get his best friend back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The second installment in the series rewrite. Things are starting to become a little more AU.

The Potters have yet to endure another thrilling year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Fresh new horrors come with their second year of school, and they all come in various forms such as unattended children driving a flying car, a massively inadequate professor tasked with the job of molding minds, and the horrifying history behind the unrest soul that haunts the girls' bathroom. An unheard and unseen evil roams the halls, leaving stone-cold bodies in its wake, and all of the evidence points to no other than Harry and Emily Potter. - EDITED AS OF FEBRUARY 2021 -

I'm Amy. I'm 15 and boy was my birthday fun. Having magic is a good and bad thing. I start attending Hogwarts school but everyone knows each other. I get put into a house and that starts problems. However as the time goes on, more and more problems arise. I also learn a Deadly Secret. (Needs editing badly)

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

This is a summary of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Originally written by J.K Rowling

Everyone knows the story of famous Harry Potter. But what if there was another character with a family's dark past? Re-enter the world of Harry Potter with a new hero, Evelyn Riddle, as she figures out her new world, making friends-and enemies-along the way - I own nothing except the character of Evelyn Riddle. This book follows the movies more then the books. (For the readers who haven't read the books)