I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food enthusiast had planned for my heart. Would he make it a quick snack and throw it away after he's done? Or will he forever dine with me at the restaurant of love~? Only time will tell.

Joseph Stalin, the notorious leader of the Soviet Union, never knew what love was like. He had lived his entire life with everything he desired right at his fingertips, and considered affections a useless waste of his time. However, as the Soviet death toll rises into the millions and the border is flocked with German troops, Stalin struggles to keep his composure and remain the proud face of his starving country. But as all begins to look bleak, there comes a man who teaches Stalin the joy that can be found in the little things, that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. It is up to Bob Ross to trade out the Hammer and Sickle in Stalin's hands for a paintbrush and palette.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

I had to write this over since wattpad claimed it was too inappropriate.

The story of Thanos X Shrek They're love story They're life, Together 2 Most beautiful girls in the world meet each other What will happen? Stay tuned

your new lord and savior

This is exactly what it sounds like so get ready....

Just some kinky shrek and Barney smut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.