I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food...
Joseph Stalin, the notorious leader of the Soviet Union, never knew what love was like. He had lived his entire life with everything he desired right at his fingertips, and considered affections a useless waste of his time. However, as the Soviet death toll rises into the millions and the border is flocked with German...
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
The story of Thanos X Shrek They're love story They're life, Together 2 Most beautiful girls in the world meet each other What will happen? Stay tuned
it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.
Jessica is a 20 year old that loves George from Peppa pig. What happens when things get...real
Will Harry escape Barack Obama and his frog legs? Read to find out! BTW This was originally posted on my other account and had a lot of reads but wattpads a bitch and deleted my whole account.
Join Thanos as he noscopes some scrubs and dabs on the haters
hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
Donald Trump is a vain, hateful piece of scum. But that doesn't mean he's incapable of feelings. And when he lays eyes on Hillary Clinton, he can't even imagine how traumatic life would be without her. Trump makes it his own personal mission to win the heart of the unattainable Hillary, while in the process, dominati...
Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.
im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips
What happens when you come up with some weird fanfic? I don't know, Just read. (Lmao beware theres some cancerous content) (Oof and offensive. Also, beware grammar natzis cause im not editing this.)
I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.
