They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

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My name is Blake... I had an accident few months ago.. And after that accident I started having these dreams.. I always dream about this girl.. And I don't know who she is... But in my dreams I knew I love her.. But everytime I dream about her.. I couldn't see her face.. It's a blur.. Now I have questions in my mind.. Is she a part of my past.. Or is she going to be my future...

Crush, admiration madalas nararamdaman yan ng mga kabataan sa ngayon. Pwede nga kaya iyang maging Love? Too much love can lead to destruction. Once you got broken, you'll learn to move on but it will leave you a scar. Yuko Gail Sy fell in love with Kenny Donald Lee. It was unrequited at first pero dahil na din sa pagpu-pursue ni Yuko, nasuklian iyon. But everything changed when she gave up everything to Ken. At a very young age she gave her virginity to this guy then he left her. Makalipas ang ilang taon muli silang nagkita. Mula sa pagiging simple at probinsyana, binago ni Yuko ang sarili nya with the help of her super friends. She became a sexy, hot, goddess that will make Ken's life a living hell. Magtagumpay kaya si Yuko sa sweet revenge na inihain nya para kay Ken?

What happens when a regular student finds herself stuck with a celebrity? Run away from all those crazy fans at school, and avoid the guy in question. Except why she can't stop thinking about him? And what are his real motives for transferring to this school?

PART TWO ON GOING

Kahit anong pagpipigil mo na hindi ma in love ay wala kang magagawa, dahil pag ikaw ay tinamaan na puso na lang ang gagana. Ito ang Love Triangle ng babae na ayaw magpaligaw, isang lalake na nagpupumilit manligaw at isa pang lalake na na KISSzoned (hinalikan sabay tinakasan, tapos iniwasan.) Their crazy but lovely encounters will prove that love is a matter of choice.

This story may be close to a perfect life. This story would expect you to have a happy ending. K. WRONG! Kung sa FAIRYTALE palaging may WITCH, sa RELASYON din palaging may BITCH. But as their feelings grew deeper and the missing pieces of the past are starting to come back again, would you still come back for the past, or look forward on what lies ahead of the future? :)

I choose to love him. He chose to break my heart. || Cover by: AkoyIsangPagong

Nakukuha ni Lawrence ang ano mang gugustuhin niya-isa na do'n si Darla. Siguro nga noong una, ayaw niyang makita ang babaeng 'yon, pero wala rin siyang nagawa kundi bumuntot. Ika nga, chase your dreams. Pero ang problema, nandyan ang ex. Nandyan ang past. Nandyan ang doubt. Mananalo kaya siya sa larong hinding-hindi niya matatakasan?