Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜

[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

Just a bunch of memes that I stole from google. hehe

'Hello bitch! I am the meme queen' A Namjoon texting fanfiction Includes swearing, randomness, and memes Mature Rating on because I don't really know what plans I have for this Also, credits to the owner of the memes and photos used

Hi, I'm bored and typed a random number in ... Why? Like I said, I'm bored and looking for entertainment I'm not much of an entertainment That's fine c: just talk to meh Oof no RUDE Yes I'm back and at it again Also credit to the person who made this beautiful cover @ #7 in weird #1 in oof

You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too Highest ranking: Number 2 in Jungkook Number 1 in wow Number 1 in idol Number 1 in crackbook 😂😂 Number 1 in weird Number 1 in texting Number 2 in BTS Lovely cover by @Taepastell

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩𝕒 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕤 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕖.