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House of Gold but Trump x Biden by Mainstreet_Backbeat
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Joe Biden moves in with his best friend and secret crush Donald Trump after his wife died in Afghanistan going to war and then one night Trump gets drunk and then....find out!!! Inspired House of Gold by @DrewDanisLuvv
Tucker carlson x the green m&m (unrequited love) by purple_girrafe
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tucker has a problem with the green m&m not wearing her tall boots.
House of Gold (my way) by Achilles_the_fanboy
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Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny falling in love, sleeping with the Paul Brother's, getting pregnant and getting married. Filled with twist, turns, a bad plot and some terrible grammar; House of Gold is a hilarious fuck-up of a Fanfiction. I decided to fix this, in my own way of course. I've kept some of the best bits (see m-preg and self-insert for details) but made it more me. Buckle in, because over the course of the exact same nine parts the original author had, I'm going to pack as much drama and spice as I can. Because I feel like matching, every single one of my chapters will have the same title as the original chapters. All rights to the original author for the base of the plot but I feel like I might have done it better. warnings: this contains m-preg (a man getting pregnant), some elegant swear words and enough drama to be a soap opera. {Circa 2019}
Not Your Average Morning (Morby) by Warrior860
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"I rolled over to see my Mordecai spooning me and at that moment I realized that I just had a one night stand with my best friend." ~Rigby
kaito is milf next dog by CockCombuster
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Yasuhiro and Maya x Burger by Rose_The_Serperior
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Yasuhiro Hagakure and Maya Fey both love burger senpai, but they both want it to themselves! Who will win?
redneck bakugo by rrxequartz
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Ball Monokuma X Reader by XxJayNoEyesxX
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(this book has early 2020 humor heads up) Ball Monokuma senpai was the most sexy guy you knew. his round body. thats all. how you desired to be squashed underneath his ballness. This is a joke
ighy pp by SkeetsLongfellow
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dicky lookinf morher fivkur
Soda gets horny by SkeetsLongfellow
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Thxyx mh ciel and she go far far fart🥙