And The One Time Tony Got Son Smooched. (Or: I watched the video RDJ posted on his Instagram like 50 million times and wanted to write something about that freaking Dad cheek kiss because it is so adorable.)

All Peter wanted was a cookie from the top shelf. That's it. Now, on top of interrupting Tony in a very important meeting, the boy has a broken hand and a very worried father he has to deal with. Oh, boy is he screwed.

Getting all A's in the Stark household used to be a requirement, something exspected of a young Tony, genius kid prodigy. It was always brushed off, made to further elevate Howard's immaculate reputation. Now, however, it was a cause for celebration, one where Peter, Tony and Happy would go out to dinner and stuff their faces with as much spaghetti as they could. Too bad no one told Peter that garlic kills spiders.

David wasn't a person Peter would ever want to be around, but with him being May's new boyfriend and all, it makes it harder and harder to avoid him. But it was fine, May was happy and of course, Peter still has Tony. But that was before the hitting started. Before David spit neglectful words in his face and the spiderling begins to question his very worth. Tony, on the other hand, is not having it.

The news was on, an alien was attacking New York (again), and Peter was on the sidelines. Now, this in itself is pretty crappy, but after watching your Dad get ripped from the sky on live TV, the young Stark is going to have much more than just a broken leg to deal with. Much, much more.

When Peter's study group ends up staying out later than expected, the result is as unsurprising and enduring as Tony could possibly imagine. Or: Peter is tired and wants to cuddle his Dad.

When Peter suddenly barges into Tony's room late during the night, the reason is not entirely what the father expects and is certainly not anything he wants to hear.

When Peter's suit goes off-line during a very massive and powerful thunderstorm, Tony does the right thing and worries. A lot. Luckily, Rhodey is a good friend and goes looking for Peter, leaving behind the still injured billionaire to pace the floor of the penthouse. He doesn't have to wait long, but the state Rhodey finds his son in does nothing to ease the father's worries. In fact, it seems to make him worry even more, if that was even possible. (Hint: It is.)

Aside from feeling strange and having his Spidey Sense go off every five seconds, Peter is having a pretty good week. His Dad is home and he can even hang out with his friends more. Too bad things don't stay that way. One mistake as Spider-Man changes everything and the teenager realizes the importance of always listening to his gut. Because that might be the very thing keeping him safe.

A cup of coffee gets spilled, Peter turns (a little) blue, and Tony gets worried and panics because his son is so goddamn stupid (but he loves him anyway).