Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A fear of flying is one thing. Being seated next to a Tetris-addict who claims to be the Reaper is quite another. "He pulled out a business card. Where his profession should have been stated, the card read 'Destroyer of Worlds'. Nodding slowly, I pocketed the card." [check out the new spin off: http://www.wattpad.com/story/19632442-reaper-man] Copyright S.Ranasinghe 2013 HG Wells Short Story Competition [shortlisted]

Krystal-Rose Nastya had a pretty decent life. Had. That was until she left on a road trip with her dad and ended up stranded in an empty town, alone, and in danger for her life. From befriending animals like Snow White or running from old ladies, this wild turn-of-event depicts how her slow life was forever changed... (Holy crap what a throwback. reading this made me vomit omg)

Persephone's life is hell. She was dropped off on the doorstep of an orphanage as a baby, and has been living in foster homes since. When a mysterious stranger, who introduces himself as Hades, the god of the Underworld, tells her she is a goddess, and soon to be his queen, her life flips upside down. She's thrown into a world full of mythology, where battling jealous goddesses are much simpler than ruling a realm.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Adalyn lives a boring life, she has a scheduled routine, rich life, and parents who are barely home. For other teenagers life would be perfect but for her it's too boring, to lonely. Until one day it turns into total choas...her life changes in a blink of an eye. Sebastian Cortez was born in Span's Royal Family all his life he has been prepared to take the throne once his father steps down. But there's a problem..Sebastian isn't your common Prince. There is more to him then anyone could think. What happens when these two are force to get married? Can the deal with each other especailly when one of them is in love with someone else... Marriage wouldn't be their only problem, they would soon realize they would have to stand together if they didnt want to get destroyed. Would you be able to do it? Be a princess? Fight against people that hate you? Would you risk it all...