Professor Lukas Bondevik, tormented by a patronizing ghost, meets Mary, an American abroad student. "I'd cut my soul into a million different pieces Just to form a constellation to light your way home I'd write love poems To the parts of yourself You can't stand I'd stand in the shadows of your heart And tell you I'm not afraid of your dark." -Andrea Gibson Rated PG-13 for violence.

A Mary + Norway Valentine's Day one-shot. WARNING: This story is full to the brim with cheesy romance!! Read at your own risk! P.S. This story was partially inspired by Gary D. Chapman's awesomely accurate Five Love Languages theory. P.P.S. Starting with this story, I am giving up writing Norway's accent. It is WAY too much of a hassle... I hope you guys aren't too disappointed, but I figure you've read it so much by now that you'll be able to imagine it, right?