The fuckin title says it all. This is pretty much just well written crack and damn if it wasn't fun to write. Pretty much, every random, stupid idea that came to me during the writing of this was some how incorporated into it. This just for fun, and is not canon what so ever. Time to give credit where credit is due (literally anyone but me): Goth and cover picture - Nekophy Geno and CPAU- Loverofpiggies (CQ) Death - Renrink Classic!Sans/Papyrus - Toby Fox Swap!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Fell!Sans/Papyrus - Respective Owner/UT Community Science!Sans/Gaster - Respective Owner (Sorry, I don't know who owns this AU)

Edit: My art has changed so i decided to edit the cover art. Art belongs to me. I thought I do this for fun! Keep my mind off other things. So if you have a request feel free to tell me in the request page! Almost anything goes, Reader x (WhoeverYouChoose), (WhoeverYouChoose)x(WhoeverYouChoose), hell you can even have them gender-bent for all I care! The only thing I will not take requests for is OCx(WhateverOOF). So yeeeeee, YEET (lemons are allowed too)

I don't even know what I'm doing - EnJoY iM sOrRy-

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Because I have nothing better to do in my life. Also, I wanted to write a lot of my different ideas down so... Get ready???

**Most Impressive Rating Achieved : #3 in Cuphead** You decide to turn up the charm and wear makeup during your shift at the casino to make a few extra tips. You hadn't expected for King Dice to keep you in his sights. Purple was his favorite color, after all. [*WARNING: 18+ for strong language, sexual content, foreplay, manipulation, blowjobs, delayed gratification, rainbow party, and literally screwing a cube.*] I do not take credit for ppl djlthe art used in the edited cover photo.

so this a new art book with some okay art and maybe some other shiz

I am finally doing an art book :D This is where I will keep my art + any small comics I might make :3 There might be possible request chapters where you can request art to be drawn. Most art will be drawn by me (I might link references or do small drawing challenges) I hope you enjoy my art, and please do not steal any work! (Without using permission, of course ;3)

You, (Y/N,L/N), have been working at the pizzeria for quite some time now. For a few months, at least. You've met the other night guards before, some shifts being with Mike Schmidt, some of them being with Fritz. But the one that always gave you the creeps was Vincent Afton. That purple creep...nobody knows how his skin had turned to that color, nor does he really ever talk to you. A few strange comments were thrown here and there, but it was never really anything relevant. Ok well...there were also sexual complements... Tonight, your shift is going to be with the strange purple man...wonder how THAT'S gonna go.. 💜💜💜

If I make any grammar or spelling errors, feel free to tell me! Cover art by me! The one and only SkyIsBluz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The virus was breaking out. Luckily no tubby custard flowed to the facility Ron worked at. So they were pretty safe. All they had to do was wait for military to come to pick them all up and get out of there. Then it all took a turn to the worst. Dipsy, one of the already infected tubbies, broke into the facility and started to turn the halls red. Ron was lucky to escape with only a few scratches and a black eye. What will happen once the murderous tubbie finds Ron? Will Dipsy kill him or spare his life?