Calum did something bad; but new kids never find out until it's too late.

"hey, bro." "i'm your boyfriend and you called me bro?" "yeah." in which michael and luke are a couple but apparently according to his teammates, and literally everyone who goes to their school, michael is 'straight'. • copyright © aesthteicalum 2015 [boyxboy] [completed]

kill•er (n) : a person or thing that kills someone or something

peach (n) : a round, sweet fruit that has white or yellow flesh, soft yellow or pink skin, and a large, hard seed at the center

first off, don't read this if you haven't actually read the office. this is purely smut from one of the chapters. read this if you just came from chapter 96.

the story of how luke and ashton fall in love with each other in office cubicles beside each other. in which, luke has a habit of annoying ashton but ashton secretly enjoys it. - "why is there a bear in my office?!" - "why did sarah from accounting run out of your office on fire?" - "police! open up!" - "knock knock." - "did you know that mona lisa didn't have eyebrows?" - [lowercase intended] © 2014-2015 -violence All rights reserved.

luke makes erotic home videos and post them on tumblr ashton just so happens to stumble upon them, every night - a smutty love story - (smut! graphic description of sexual acts! cross dressing! strong language!)

prisoner!michael likes to pick on parole officer!luke

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.