Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

My official anthology of queer stories :D This book is a series of oneshots (fiction, nonfiction, and self help) dedicated entirely to sexuality, gender identity, and lgbt+ issues. While there will be plenty of happy, funny, and heart-lifting stories in here, there will also be some serious ones. I will include warnings on any of the chapters that need them. Otherwise, enjoy! :) *UPDATE: This is also the book where I host my contests! Look inside to find out if I'm currently hosting one, and if so, feel free to participate! Thanks :D

***GirlXGirl Romance*** Living in New York you learn to keep up with the quick pace of the city, myself included. I was never the one to stop and smell the roses, but that was until I met her on that dull September afternoon. Her eyes were light and dark at the same time, as if a devil and an angel lived inside of her. Time itself had stopped, and since that day everything had changed, ever since I had crossed paths with Drew Wilder.

Cronkri humanstuck church AU in which Kankri's dad is the preacher and is most definitely not okay with Kankri having a boyfriend. Will Kankri be able to escape from his family?

You are in a WINDOWLESS and a VERY CRAMPED room. You lay against the wall, HOEPLESSLY daydreaming. There is a door in front of you with a thick-glassed window. The glass window was put there so the nurses and doctors can pass by and JUDGE you. JUDGE how your face is a blank. JUDGE how your skin is the palest white. JUDGE your mental condition. The air is very limited and you feel as though there is more to the world around you. What will your name be?

The reader (you) has just found out that you are the sole survivor of your Homestuck game session in which Sollux was your matesprit. The only problem is: You don't remember. The trolls try to get you to remember so that you can help them beat the Condesce.

When you were little, people always asked you what you wanted to be when you were an adult. They would just easily ignore your silence and say, "I wanna be a princess!" or "I can't wait to be a firefighter." You thought you had enough time... You thought wrong. You don't even have a high school degree yet...you think. Remembering is one of your weaknesses. You never can remember anymore... But that's not the problem. The problem is that you're stuck in an apartment with someone who shouldn't even be having you there. Yet you didn't want to leave... Becoming stuck in amnesia, ignorant romance and sorrow, you're caught in a stream of confusion. Time to swim away. Time to take flight.