Cause we're all dysfunctional human beings who mess up life however hard we try. This book is brought to you by an extremely awkward human being who has had to learn how things work in life the hard way. Highest Rank: #18 in Non-Fiction [10.09.16]

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

❝In which two people call up a helpline in order to find someone just as broken as they are. ❞ "Does...does it bother you that my dad's in prison for murder?" "Well, judging by the fact that I moved away from America to get away from the memory of a gun crime, I would say yes, Elliot, that bothers me quite a lot." "I...I...gun crime?" "Yes, Elliot. You are currently speaking to a survivor of one of America's many school shootings."

𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎.

Dear Kim Jonghyun.