[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐊. "wanna fuck?" the soft 80s drive-in movie theater au that nobody asked for feat. two (2) soft punk best friends

one shabby apartment, two boys. started- 02/10/17 finished- 03/12/17 100k - 07/28/17 500k - 03/19/19 1m - 01/15/22 -translations are in the reading list on my profile ♡

❝You will do as I say, do you understand?❞ ❝Yes, Mr. Kim❞ In which Jungkook becomes a secretary for heartthrob Kim Taehyung. However, he doesn't quite know what he's getting himself into.

❝kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. wanna work out?❞ ᵛᵏᵒᵒᵏ in which jungkook, owner of a national well-known kissing prank channel, stumbles upon the cold, dominant-reeking psychiatrist kim taehyung. ©kooksbuttocks 2017 | on-going

❝Who the hell are you?❞ ❝Your stepbrother, sweet thing❞ In which Jungkook finds himself getting a stepbrother...with benefits.

❝Oh my god! I think I'm pregnant.❞ ❝..I'm a virgin..❞ @pork-chop 2017 | completed

❝I'm horny❞ ❝And what do you want me to do about that?❞ In which Taehyung and Jungkook begin talking online. Not to mention the fact that they're horny fuckers. [an out of date, cringy fic that i wrote during my young, koreaboo stage for the love of god dont read this]

T: YOU T: YOU T: YOU J: Good morning to you too Where Taehyung can't stand his loud upstairs neighbour. [lots of crack]

Taehyung and Jungkook meet again on Kik but they have no idea that they are texting each other. BOOK TWO OF TEXT ME All rights reserved to @taetaeholic_ ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic