❞Wᴏʀᴅs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʙʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇɴ ɴᴏᴡ ғʟᴏᴡs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғɪɴɢᴇʀs ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ, ɪᴛ's ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴄᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ... Oʀ sᴏ I ʜᴏᴘᴇ❞ -----------------------------------

Pain, hatred and abuse are the only things Alyssa Jordan knew after the unexpected death of her parents. Unloved, sad and tired of the life she's living her only wish is for someone to whisk her away from her uncle's abusive family and to a happy, love-filled life. But what happens when that someone comes in the form of New York's 6"7, brown haired, grey eyed, number one bachelor, Nathan Graham, a man with no intentions of loving again? Will Nathan make her happy? Will she finally finally have her happy ending? Will She find the love she desires? ----------------------- This book is rated 16+ TW: This story contains scenes of abuse, if you can't handle it, please don't read. Copyright, all rights reserved. ©2020

Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for your favorite posts that you believe you can relate to the most! Thanks for reading!

Things are nothing but the absolute best when you move in with your boyfriend and end up accidentally stabbing yourself the very next day (among other minor, insignificant occurrences). Take it from Isla Ortega herself. She is having the perfect day, and it simply cannot get any better. WARNING: Dark humour. Avoid like the plague if you are not immune to it. Contributions of grammar and plot hole nazis much appreciated. "Hilariously villainous" -- Aritza Schmidt Highest Rankings: #2 in Satire #56 in parody #117 in hilarious #2 in antiromance #186 in sarcasm #68 in psychopath #86 in sassy #2 in satirical #75 in dark humor #33 in antihero #35 in homicide #254 in arrogant #610 in villain #931 in badass #145 in neighbor