"Belle, meet your new roommate Kian." "Hi! I'm Arabelle, your new roommate!" « • « • » • » the story of a girl and a boy who were stuck in a hospital. ¤ • ¤ • ¤ • ¤ first ranking: #642 highest ranking: #90 § • § • § • § cover made by @amotione

"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "..." "..." "Did you just --" "Don't expect any discount on your pizza just because I expressed my undying love for you." // idea from tumblr \\ //and yes This is cliche\\

'A light romance comedy tinged with drama but don't be fooled: the twists will guarantee you an entertaining reading' @officalfuryevans 'A quick, but a very amazing read. I love how it's not cliché and unique. Very different from all the 'Hotline' stories I've read on Wattpad. You should read it.' @ceraunophic 'I rate this story a 5 stars. This story has an amazing storyline and shows that sometimes you just don't get what you want. This is an amazing book with a very well thought out twist ending. This book is definitely not as cliché as I thought it would be, but I think that's a good thing' @thebuch *** "Hello this is Home Dep-" "Oh my gosh I need someone's help ASAP!" "What's wrong?!" "Do you have a zombie apocalypse kit?" *call ended* *** Cover made by: Chatachino Highest Ranking: [8] In Short Story

"allo, kto eto?" "..." "kto eto?" "so... do you like dogs?" • in which a girl finds a series of numbers at a bus station and decides to call a particular one.

in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of June 24th 2018 #1 in Light Romance as of May 14th 2019 #22 in Short Stories as of 26th August 2019

!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

❝hello❞ ❝its me❞ ❝i was just actually saying hello. i didnt need you to break into a song❞ ❝but that's how it works, its how you get the girl❞ in which a boy charms a girl with song lyrics through text messages. [cover by @humorously] [© 2016 aftertastefully]

Second book in the Fast Food series. ~~~~~ He liked French fries. She worked at a McDonald's. What happens when the two meet? ~!~ I took this picture from the internet. Credits to the one who originally drew it. ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24