When Logan, a florist with a PhD in botany, decides to hire someone to work the counter in his flower shop, he assumed it would be no big deal. He would get his coffee from his friend Virgil's shop, as per usual. Ignore his other friend Roman unsuccessfully flirting with Virgil, as per usual. He would continue to live a calm, unruffled life, as per usual. He could never have expected what a disruption one single Dad could make to his neatly ordered life. Pairings: Logicality/Prinxiety This is the SFW version as seen on Tumblr. The NSFW version is available exclusively on Ao3.

The door opened, and you were faced with a young man about your age. He filled the whole doorframe with his height, though he was kind of lanky looking. A few brown fluffy curls stuck out from underneath his beanie, and he wore glasses, looking down at you. "Oh, you are rather tall." You said, the words slipping out of you before you could stop yourself. You clamped your mouth shut before the rest of the thought could slip out as well - he was rather fit, too. He blinked quizzically. "Um, sorry?"

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

George is hopelessly in love with Clay, but he doesn't know how to express his feelings. Clay is concerned and confused about why his friend is avoiding him. High school first love, plus a sprinkling of drama. Dreamnotfound, Skephalo... If you enjoy a slowburn, you'll like this one. ___ High school AU (Contains other Minecraft Youtubers) ___ TW // blood, panic attacks, PTSD, gun violence, anxiety, swearing, sexual references, underage drinking. It's a hoot __ Thank you so much everyone for 1 Mil reads! Feb 2, 2021. It's unbelievable, thank you guys <3 #1 in homosexual April 25, 2021 I feel accomplished even tho its kinda a dumb thing lmao

For when I'm tagged or when I want to share fanart(probably sanders sides) Also random headcanons and thoughts

TW: This book covers many painful parts of an unhealthy relationship! There is very little physical assault but please read with caution. Love is joy. Roman learned that when he fell in love with the boy with the rain-spattered glasses. Love is pain. Roman learned that when the boy left him in an empty classroom without a second glance. Love is trial and error. Roman learned that when he fell in love again with the boy in the purple hoodie. NOTE: The cover isn't mine! The image is from the World Wide Web (sorry I'm not sure from where) and was made with Canva :)

A few comics I find online of my favorite angel and my favorite demon 💞 Maybe a bit of fanart too :P I will try to credit every artist on each comic, please let me know if I have the wrong person, or if they don't want their art reposted. It's hard to get in contact with them at times, but if they don't want their art to be republished, I will take down the chapter. Thank you :)

“Love is a psychological and physiological phenomenon, made of synapses and hormones, endorphins and dopamine receptors, pheromones, experiences, commonalities, mutual attraction. Not the muscle of the heart. Inexact metaphor. Designed for poetry, not accuracy.” First person, present tense story told from Sherlock's point of view. Written in early 2011, prior to series 2.

After the near end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley decide that they are happier when together and make the big decision to move in together, which ultimately leads to a romance that has been building up for centuries.

Quotes and phrases and stuff the characters of Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom definitely said at some point i do not own the quotes or the characters of Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom