The first short story of the pretenders. Get ready for a merry merry Christmas with Jim, this time back as a Christmas thief. What will Jim due when the children revolt?

Tubber Sheilddic is a lonesome cowboy in Missouri when his past with one special pet rock and an old friend drag him back to life behind a suit. With a desperate plot and short chapters, Tubber begins the story of The Pretenders.

Jim is just trying to live a life, telling his neighbors about how he is a sex offender, when he crashes the wrong birthday party. Jim begins the second attachment of The Pretenders story line.