Guys this is what you call a crack fic trigger warning? I guess? Consider this my contribution to the great cause. Now come, let us all pull out our dicks together and read for our Lord and Savior Harambe

Terrioists, Cyborgs, Demonic Youtubers. are just a few of the characters you will meet in this fast paced story about a team of friends who save the day..... or not. read to find out.

Itachi was always seen near his youngest sibling, Y/N. She was born an hour after Sasuke, however she had one blind eye. Some people thought that was why he was so overprotective of her, but they were wrong. No, it wasn’t because she was half blind (though it was part of the cause) it was because, he loved her.

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)