in which Eddie is a cheerleader and has a hopeless crush on Richie Tozier, the quarter-back. [made in 2019, edited in 2020]

In which two of seven were dating, two of seven were pining after another, two of seven were friends with benefits, one of seven was mildly confused.

"you're supposed to pretend like you love me!" "but what if i'm not pretending anymore?" or in which richie and eddie pretend to be in a relationship for more reasons than one. [ranked #1 - reddie]

"You're poetry, Richie Tozier."

in which they're friends with benefits. [ "we've always been friends." "just friends?" ]

❝ you're new to this, aren't you?❞ ❝ ...yeah.❞ where eddie's a ghost and sucks at his job