What's it like living in a house with a silly, perverted, chaotic demon? Well, it's particularly strange and unusual. No minute is wasted with this demon man. Beetlejuice may be disgusting on the inside, and maybe the outside, but he truly is a dear.

dear Mr. Vernon, we Accept the fact that we had sacrificed A whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we had done wrong. but we think You're crazy for us to write this essay telling who you this we are, you see us as whatever you want to see us. in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definition, but what we found out is one of us is a brain. .... An athlete... ....and a basket case... ....A princess... ....and a criminal..... .... and a punk..... does that answer your question? sincerely the breakfast club. __________