They're separated. One at a military base. One chilling at a mall. One bloody and thieving. One stuck in a lab. All with their own friends. How the hell are they gonna stop the zombie apocalypse? With guns. Obviously.

Thomas Ridge, who prefers to be called Tom, made a group chat jokingly, never expecting anyone to join. He didn't realize what effects the group chat would have on him. THIS STORY IS FROM MY AO3 ACCOUNT also, this story contains self-harm, references to rape, abuse, torture, and pretty much every nasty thing I could think of. uh hey this kinda fuckin sucks so good fuckin luck if you wanna read it

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

(TomTord) Finally, all he could have ever hoped for was in his hands, everything was perfect. Yet, is anyone ever truly happy as the King of a land bound by isolation? COVER CREDIT- TrashyChelsy --on twitter.

(TomTord) His lungs clogged, his mind clouded, when would he get rid of these stupid flowers?

WARNINGS: THERE ARE MENTIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF S/H, ALCOHOLISM, MENTAL ILLNESS, S*ICIDE IDEATION, GORE, CANNIBALISM, S/A, AND BRIEF NONCON OF A CHARACTER GETTING BITTEN ON THE NECK THE CHAPTERS MAY NOT BE PROPERLY TAGGED WITH WARNINGS, THE AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE ANY OF IT, DO NOT ROMANTICISE ANY OF IT EITHER (June 29, 2022) this shit be completed (May 18, 2019) might have tomtord/tordtom? idk -------------------------- Tom starts to experience flashes of memories while he was drunk when Tord moved back in with them. There are voices in his head telling him to kill. He struggles to cover up the fact that he wasn't feeling the best to his friends. Can he keep the secret? oh, also includes depression- actually, I don't know if it's considered depression, but anxiety and self-harm. sensitive topics and stuff like that. no smut tho. lots of uncensored cursing cover had been replaced and, yes, it is my art. if there is shipping, I ship the characters, not the real people. First fanfic and I already know it's bad. wish I could rewrite it, but it's still ongoing (nOT ANYMORE)

Tom is an alcoholic, everyone knows this. Alcohol is just part of his daily life. Well, some things don't turn out too well. One day, Tom drank too much, and ended up severely injuring his housemate, Tord. Tord ends up in the hospital for a while, and when Edd and Matt come home, they decide to send Tom to rehab. After being in rehab for a while, he comes back...... different. Not different in a good way, either. Can the crew fix their friend, or will Tom forever remain different? Well, only one way to find out. -------------------------------------------- Shipping is undecided for this story. Height is as follows: Matt - Tallest Edd - Second Tallest Tom - Same height as Edd Tord - Not much shorter than Tom and Edd Other characters may make an appearance, but it's undecided. The Red Army doesn't exist in this universe, and everyone has jobs. Even Matt.

People hate seeing tears. Suck it up, people often say when they see them. Why? Because they are afraid of tears? Tears, even though are clear, are often portrayed with the colour blue. Blue is Tom's usual colour. No one likes blue; no one likes Tom. ⚠️ Warning! Depression, self harm, and suicide. If you aren't comfortable with these subject I highly suggest not reading this book. Cover by ShadowCat xxx220 on YouTube.