Learn how to murder or defend yourself with a potato.

This is just me fooling around and please don't actually do what is said in this. But if your a psychotic killer and your about to kill people in school and need to seem sweet use a sharp pencil or get one of those pens where the inside is a knife. Actually I should write about that, ways to kill someone using school supplies, I really like that idea actually...

Kill people with apppppple

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh. the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)

Well... I was bored, and decided to write this for my own, twisted, amusement. ... so... Peace! 😁 PS: this is just an entertainment story. I have a real, actual story I decided to commit my time to if ur interested. It's a HP fanfic.

I just have some pent up frustrations so I will provide you with the knowledge of 100 ways to kill people with a spoon. Suggestions always welcome

Looking for a way to kill someone? Maybe you're trying to give them a slow, painful death, or perhaps a fast, effective one. Whatever your reasons for committing murder may be, you can find endless ways to kill people here.. **NOTE; THIS BOOK IS CREATED FOR COMEDY AND HORROR PURPOSES ONLY. NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. MURDER IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE (obviously..duhh) SO DON'T REPORT ME OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE. SO DON'T TRY ANY OF THESE THINGS. IF SOMEBODY ENDS UP DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK, I WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE AS YOU CAN SEE, I PUT UP A WARNING.** Hah. Enjoy my lovelies. And don't kill people. If you do, you get no skittles.