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Lucius de cosmicgh0st
Lucius
cosmicgh0st
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To save her brother, Veronica decides to dig up a vampire's grave and must grapple with the dangers that come with fraternizing with a killer. ***** There's a reason buried things should stay buried. Desperate to save her dying brother, Veronica digs up Lucius' grave--a notorious vampire with endearing charm and a thirst for redemption. Ignorant to the spotlight now on her family after releasing a killer back into the world, Veronica must grapple with her new reality while Lucius is forced to finally face the ghosts from his past, pulling him into the hell he helped create. As enemies begin to draw closer, Veronica finds herself having to choose a side, and leaning toward one she never thought she would. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Ren Tachibana
Cruel Moons de matefreak12
Cruel Moons
matefreak12
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Preview: I feel the blood running down my head from the attack. I try to move but my hands are pulled back from the silver chains on tied to the wall. Glad that trained my body to not be weakened by silver, I use all my strength to break free. I start walking to an exit to complete the mission but then I feel my wolf stirring up from excitement which distracts me. Out of nowhere, this man appears in front of me and holds me again the wall. When I touch his skin I feel warmth and comfort and sparks. He's my mate! I look up to see my mate is Alpha Jax, the evil man that kidnapped Scarlett. I try my hardest to squirm of out his hold praying this is not real. He laughs evilly and lifts my head to look right into my eyes, "I am going to kill you, mate."
Fame de kristentaylor16
Fame
kristentaylor16
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Felicity has a secret, one that would make her college roommate extremely jealous - she knows one of the hottest stars in the music industry: Sawyer Reeves...or rather, she knew him, as they used to be best friends. She would never forgive him for stealing the fame that was meant to be hers. ***** When Sawyer Reeves was signing his name on a lucrative record deal, Felicity was mourning the loss of her brother. When Sawyer was playing sold-out arena shows to thousands of adoring fans, she was attending therapy sessions to cope with the trauma she'd experienced. Felicity vowed to never touch a piano again, and to never forgive Sawyer for betraying her - no matter how close he tries to get to her heart. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener
The Whipping de Loveme105
The Whipping
Loveme105
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After an Alpha has given up looking for their mate, and they need a Luna to help run the pack, they will organise an event known as The Whipping. Female volunteers from packs around the country will put themselves forward if they wish to be in the chance of becoming a Luna. These she-wolves would be whipped in front of all the packs, again and again until their backs were red raw and blood covered. The last female remaining would be given the title of Luna as the Alpha would only want the strongest wolf to help run his pack. Most wolves gave up and quit as they couldn't take the pain, but some head-strong females would go until they were no longer breathing. It was an ugly tradition, from years ago. I had never heard of one happening in this day and age...until that day... Until I met him... On the day of The Whipping...
Stephen (Tainted Love #1) de erotictufa
Stephen (Tainted Love #1)
erotictufa
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A DARK ROMANCE ♥︎ The Mafia and His Girl ♥︎ ❦︎ Alessa Romano. A simple girl. She is enchanting, delightful and sweet, soft like cherry blossom. She is brave, gentle and kind,loved by people around her. She didn't expect her life to be changed when she meets the most perilous man in the world. Stephen Russo. A man feared by people. They call him monster, ruthless and heartless. He rules the country. The most dangerous Mafia king of Italy. He gets everything in just a snap of his fingers, he has everything he ever asked for in all illegal way possible. And now, he wants her. A slap. Just a slap opened the door of hell for Alessa. Would she be able to get away? Or she will fall for the Demon who rules the hell. ❦︎ "What do you want from me?" she cried out. He smirked before clutching her hair in his deadly tight grip. "I want you to be the first thing I touch in the morning and the last thing I taste at night. I want your damn glossy pink pussy lips to crave for my attention. Only mine!" he whispered near her ear, his hot minty breath tickling her skin as he licked her earlobe before ripping her clothes off her body. ___________________ ••[WARNING]•• This book contains mature content,vulgar language, physical abuse.
Stalkers and Saviors de WolfgirlXoXo
Stalkers and Saviors
WolfgirlXoXo
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"I've always loved you, River. Ever since we were little kids and you pushed me down on the playground because I threw rocks at that dorky fat girl. No one had ever treated me like that before. Since then, I've been kind of...obsessed." His steel gaze turned in to a dark smile again. "When you left me, River, you forced me to do things that I really didn't want to do..." He moved closer and inhaled my neck for a few seconds. Then he kissed me...well, he tried. I couldn't move my mouth but that didn't keep Brody from plunging deeply into it and exploring every crevice with his tongue. When he was satisfied he pulled away and finished his sentence with dark eyes and a sinister smile. "Now, I'm going to force you to do things that you really don't want to." He stood up and walked to the end of the bed, dragging his fingertips down my naked body the whole way. He put my shackles back on my ankles & wrists and locked them. "The paralyzing serum is going to start wearing off in about twenty minutes. Until then though, nobody is going to touch you..." He pushed a button on the side of the table. From the split between my legs, down, the table divided and split in two, opening my core and causing me to do a full split. Brody smiled while the tears rushed back with a vengeance. I've never felt this open, this susceptible, this completely...naked, in every sense. What was happening to me was the root of all nightmares. I truly believe that Brody and his evil rogue followers are demons from the darkest pits of Hell. "But they can look all they want." All the other men in the room rushed to the side of the room where they got the best view of my open center. "Why am I allowing you to move again, you ask?" He chuckled, grabbed my face, and bent down so his nose was pressed against my cheek. "When my seed explodes inside you, I want to see your back arch in pleasure." I was in Hell.
Adopted By My Step Brothers de _wayward_
Adopted By My Step Brothers
_wayward_
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Cause of death? You guessed it. Both drug overdose. If you ask me they did it on purpose. They didn't love me enough to stay here and care for me. I guess 17 years was too long to raise a kid because they now left me in the care of my arrogant, controlling, sexy step brothers. Once that judge made the finally call and announced that those Devils were my guardians for the next two years I knew my life as I knew it was over. CAUTION: Mild sexual situations, profanity and adult situations take place in this story so I ask for only mature and 18+ readers. **CURRENLTY UNDER rewrite.***
Blood Lust (COMPLETED) de ElizabethCole89
Blood Lust (COMPLETED)
ElizabethCole89
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⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ THIS IS A REVERSE HAREM BOOK! IF YOU'RE NOT INTO AN MC WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS, DO NOT READ! BOOK TWO OUT NOW!!! Highest Rankings: #1 in Erotic Romance #1 in Blood and Gore #1 in Bloodsucker #1 in Girl Problems #1 in Adult Situations #1 in Polyamory #1 in Adult Themes #1 in Reverse Harem #1 in Island #1 in Vampire Romance #1 in Undiscovered #1 in Vampire #1 in College #1 in Adult-Content #1 in Paranormal #1 in Trilogy Eighteen-year-old Audrey Ridley grew up a foster kid, shipped around from family to family, never really having a place to call home. Until she earns a scholarship for a prestigious university on an island in the pacific northwest. Now she's making friends, flourishing in a stable environment, but there's something up with the faculty members of Lachlan University. Particularly the campus security members. They gawk at her, eyes wide and unflinching, as if she were drink of water on a scorching day. They address her with a bow, going out of their way to speak to her. But that's nothing compared to the dean's behavior. His gaze follows her every movement, he calls her queen when he thinks she isn't listening. And he's always having to run off when they have a chance to be alone together. Only when a creature sinks his teeth into her neck does Audrey begin to unravel the bloody truth; both about the denizens of Lachlan Island and herself. COVER DESIGNED BY: @laylagriffin_
Those Who Fell de nocturnalsugar
Those Who Fell
nocturnalsugar
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Angels are pure, they are free of sin. They do not bow down to any man's whim. But I can name three who didn't do so well. Alekos, Chaos and Kyros, these three fell. Sent down to Earth, they roam and wander. In search for their beloved, their only lover. Many years pass, one after the other. Until one day, they finally found her. *DISCLAIMER: The characters in this book have a ddlg / ménage relationship so if you're not into that, please click away. *
The King's Harem de LChristiani
The King's Harem
LChristiani
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The King's Harem is actively under construction!! If you happen to be reading it currently and things are making less sense than usual that is why! Lady Allayna wanted to be an artist. She had big dreams to travel the world and use her travels as inspiration for her work. She had it all planned out...until her father came to her one night to inform her she was to enter the king's harem. With her dreams dashed she decided to try and enjoy her new life in the harem. The harem is filled with beautiful men that Allayna can't help but feel attraction for them. The problem is the men in the harem along with the king are not too fond of women. EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING- This story contains sexual situations and themes that might offend some readers. Please proceed with caution. Recommended for those 18 and up.